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A local busboy from Jacksonville, California recently spoke of the frustration he has experienced in attempting to convince his friends that his claims of spending a night with esteemed actress and model Scarlett Johansson are not simply made up.
In order to confirm his claims, 23-year old Jimmy Demattrio gave us his interpretation of the events, saying, “I’m a busboy, right? So I’m working, clearing tables and stuff, and Johansson comes into the restaurant that I work in, but nobody sees her other than me - everybody else was busy or something. So she comes in and I’m standing there and she’s just like ‘I need directions’ or something, and I’m like ‘woah, you’re that movie chick, right?’ and she’s like ‘yeah?’ and then I’m like ‘cool’ and then she’s like ‘nice apron’ and I’m just like ‘thanks.’ Then we went to a motel and did it.”
The Under The Skin actress, who was recently voted FHM’s 10th Sexiest Woman In The World, is yet to give her side of the story. However, according to his friends, Demattrio has quite a history of fabricating claims to fame, having attempted to convince them of a multitude of lies, such as how he once shared a cab with Scarlett Johansson, formed a mixed doubles tennis team with Scarlett Johansson, or how he tamed a pack of wild Huskies whilst on holiday in Iceland with Scarlett Johansson.
"nice apron" lol
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